Pièce de résistance
April 25th, 2009
I can’t very well have a blog titled Dirt Dessert without my ultra happy fabulous Dirt Dessert recipe. It took me about 12 minutes to put all my ingredients in a pile and mix them together…I have included video proof! Bahahaha
Dirt Dessert
Ingredients
- 1 large package Oreo cookies
- 1/2 stick butter
- 1 eight ounce package cream cheese
- 1 1/2 C powdered sugar
- 2 1/2 C milk
- 1 package instant pudding - you can play with flavors here: vanilla for traditional, chocolate for generally out of control
- 4 tsp instant espresso powder (optional but I recommend if you use chocolate pudding)
- 1 (12 ounce) carton Cool Whip
- Accoutrements: such as gummy worms, graham cracker grave stones, peanut m&m rocks, flower pots…the list is nearly endless
Directions
Crush well one whole package of Oreo cookies (a few pulses in a food processor should do it). Set aside.
Cream together butter, cream cheese and powdered sugar. In separate bowl, mix together milk, pudding mix, cool whip and espresso (if you’re using it), add to creamed mixture.
Layer cookies and pudding mix, ending with cookies.
That is IT. Now you can embellish this as much as you want with worms and cemetery necessities or anything else you want. I generally put it in tupperware, tell people about it, and let it disappear as if attacked by vacuum cleaners.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
hahah dude dont ever bring this to the office again. our waistlines cant take it
March 28th, 2009 at 8:33 am
sounds delicious and very good for the arteries!
March 28th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
heh thank you mother
May 4th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
If I weren’t eating steriods as a consistent part of my diet, I would definitely be eating Miranda’s dirt dessert!
May 4th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
it would be more fun if you hadn’t used my boyfriend’s email address, a-rod
June 26th, 2009 at 2:06 am
I am going to make this this weekend. You will hear from my lawyer when it inevitably leads to my death by spontaneous, acute diabeetus.